Friday, June 4, 2010

Les Symptômes

You know you are hooked to Cafe World when...

  • The first thing you ever care about early in the morning is to check if your food in CW are ready
  • You eat bananas and yogurt for breakfast so that you could start playing asap
  • And then you decide to skip lunch entire because that will take up too much of your playing time
  • The only chair your butt is sitting on is the one in front of your pc
  • Your butt sticks on this chair for the rest of the afternoon
  • And you butt is still sticking on the chair by evening
  • The only food you care about are those in your CW
  • You go gaga searching FB just to see if you friends are giving out free CW food so that you could grab them before anyone could
  • You got excited knowing that you could visit your friends' cafe to help them taste their new menu or spice their food
  • You got more excited knowing that you will get more CW points when you help them do so

  • You simply cook cook cook and serve serve serve just to get upgraded to the next level
  • You got nervous seeing your buzzing rate not hitting the 105.0 max points
  • And you spent hours trying to figure out the best chairs and tables layout in order to hit that rating
  • The first thing you tell your friend in MSN is not "hi" but instead "Can you send me food please?"
  • You chat with your friends for hours trying to exchange tips on how best to play the game
  • You feel exceptionally happy when your chef hit level 3 in cooking a dish and gaining the title "Mastery Chef"
  • When in reality you only know how to cook instant noodle
  • You could not wait to post your new achievements on FB
  • And you post more of these notifications on FB just to flood others' news page
  • You time your cooking time carefully so to max out ever opportunity you could to get more CW points
  • And you ignore the pain in your eyes even though you know you have been starring at the monitor too long
  • And the last thing you do every night is to check that you have enough food to serve on the counters
  • And that your cooking counters are cooking food for you to start the next day
Well.......i guess i have all the symptoms! I have been playing the game and this game only ever since i started and had my butt sticking on the chair from the moment i wake up! Sigh!! What have CW done to me??? Luckily i know i am not beyond help because

You know you are a CW addict beyond help when:
  • You surf through the internet trying to get tips on how best to speed play the game
  • And be number 1 amongst your friends
  • You pay USD19.99 just to buy a cheat book from websites that claimed could help you excel in CF
  • And you made yourself one of those stupidoe amongst the addicts who made those website owners rich and could laugh in their sleep!

1 comment:

purpleV said...

hahaha thanks! :)